IDS and DWP lose £34m, probably think that’s a good thing
Computers, eh? New-fangled gadgets – what was wrong with pens and paper, huh? In my day, we didn’t have computers or IT systems or anything like that, we made do with a pencil and a piece of paper, and...
View ArticlePerformance-linked pay for MPs? Nah…just lowly tax-paying teachers. Phew!
Well…Michael ‘old lady lips’ Gove is at it again. This time he’s been upsetting teachers. Oh…wait…he upsets teachers ALL the time. Anyway…on this occasion, he’s decided he’s going to give head...
View ArticleFoodbank figures fall, all hail King Cameron, the PR genius
Hm, not looking good is it, David? You have these “welfare reforms” which you’ve got wrong and overspent on, and then you have queues and queues of people at foodbanks. Makes you look a bit bad. Even a...
View ArticleUN woman’s report really unbalanced, makes Shapps mad
What cheek the UN have! They come barging in here, right, with their Brazilian women and everything, and waltz around the country asking people about the bedroom tax while Brazilians have SLUMS and...
View ArticleDavid Attenborough should just die, says non-entity Tory Councillor
Life’s hard when you’re a Tory Councillor. If you’re not caught out ham-shanking yourself over gentlemen’s websites on your council laptop, you have to work hard to stand out. You could come out as a...
View ArticleBeing a knob is a habit for Conservative MP Paul Maynard
Habits are hard to shake off, aren’t they? Why, I had this annoying habit of leaving the last mouthful of tea in my mug – I don’t know why I did it, but it was a habit. A really annoying habit for...
View ArticleLook, Gove, look! Look here! GCSEs aren’t the problem…and you know it.
Okay then…having put three kids through the educational mincer over the last 20 years, I regret to inform you…I am unhappy with the system. No! Don’t try to persuade me otherwise! I’ve made my mind up...
View ArticleMichael Gove says our kids are thick and fat – they only have themselves to...
So anyway, we already know kids these days can’t read, write or do sums well enough to pass exams properly. Bloody kids! With their shit ways of learning stuff and crap ways of writing it down!...
View ArticleRussell Brand – actor, comedian…oh and critical theorist
Hey everyone! Twitter’s alive with political arguments. No change there then eh? Except this time it’s because a comedian cum actor (stop sniggering at the back) stuck his neck out and with great...
View ArticleMichael Gove’s OFSTED puts schools in special measures – lets them get that...
Oh dear. It seems Michael Gove and Theresa May have been a bit slack in preventing Muslim extremists taking over Birmingham schools and it’s sparked an argument between them. How I cried out loud when...
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